Government Town

Get it? Because…because Beethoven? And the…beloved movie, with the…y’know?

ANYWAY at press time I am in incredible pain so if this is riddled with errors let’s all just agree not to notice, okay? Okay.

The St. Bernard thing is a totally true story, if you didn’t hear about it at the time, and I wish I were so much better at drawing dogs than I really am so I could capture even a fraction of how cute those slobbermonsters are in that photo. I love them. Of course, in reality, this is not at all how adoption works, but we also HAVE NO PROOF that the anonymous Calgary family isn’t secretly the Nenshi family. Just sayin’.